Saturday, June 30, 2007

Sunshine Byrnes!

A while ago, we put Aussie actress Rose Byrne in our spotlight. Now she's going to be illuminated even more: she's starring in an upcoming sci-fi flick called SUNSHINE (Gattaca + Solaris - Alien = Sunshine).

I hope that her character doesn't get too close to the sun; it would be a crime to singe off those excellent eyebrows!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Suicide Girl: Pistolita

Nobody's perfect. Some people pierce their nipples and put metal in them. Some people inject ink subcutaneously. Some people root for the Red Sox.

And yet...all is redeemed if these people have dark hair, olive skin and - yes - fabulous eyebrows.

Like Suicide Girls' Pistolita.

Scroll-down disclaimer: As far as I know, Pistolita doesn't root for the Red Sox.

Monday, June 25, 2007

In the News...Wills's Girl and Jolie

Been busy folks - but here's a tidbit from this weekend's news photos on the web.

First, Prince William is back with Kate whosis, his ex. We don't care, except that her eyebrows have some potential:

Also, Angelina Jolie is in the news because she has some movie out now. We don't care, except again - the brows. Always the brows:

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

You're the Lonely One

Hey, did you feel betrayed and outraged when you found out Lonelygirl15 was a fake? Well, you are not alone. There are millions of pathetic losers just like you.

Get a life!

On the other hand, did you feel a twinge of excitement when you saw her eyebrows? Then welcome to my blog.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Is She Woman....Or Animal?

She's both, baby!

She's Erica Gavin!

Thank you, Russ Meyer!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Elodie Bouchez Again

Earlier I spoke about Elodie Bouchez while teaching you savages some Latin.

Here she is again. This time without the Latin (although the third photo was taken in Rome).

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Emmannuelle Béart: Shocking!

So the sometimes-lovely French actress Emmannuelle Béart (think MANON OF THE SPRING) has some rainbow-arched brows.

But wait. There's more.

Is it just us, or has Mlle. Béart perfected the art of smoking a Gitanes while simultaneously throwing the shocker?!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Richard Kern's Sophie. Or Lou-Lou. Or something.

In an earlier posting I mentioned photog Richard Kern. Here's his take on a model named Sophie.

WAIT. That's Lou-Lou!

These models don't even know their own names. Sheesh.

At least you can click for larger images.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

"Little Girl" Famke Janssen

I had a request for a look at Famke Janssen's eyebrows. Famke means "little girl" in Frisian, but like all Dutchpersons, Famke (who started out as a model) is actually pretty big. This is a lot of woman. Which is fine.

Thing is, over time her eyebrows have sort of been pecked away until now they are a wacky, anemic, fragile pair. Too bad, because the rest of her is holding up pretty well.

Anyway, here's a little time lapse series from longer ago to more recent. See what I mean?

Lo Russo's Photography

Nicolaï Lo Russo is a self-taught photographer with a vision for the colorful, the imaginary and the dreamlike. His phone pics are great too. Meanwhile, there's this:

Monday, June 4, 2007

Sabrina: The Sequel

Back in March we posted a single photo of a lovely model named Sabrina from the Femjoy web site.

Here she is again.

And again.

And again.

Miss Paraguay Loves Indie Nudes

OK, that was a lie. As far as we know, Miss Paraguay, aka Maria Jose Maldonado Gomez, has not expressed her views about Indie Nudes. But WE love Indie Nudes. Why?

Because they posted a big, fat, honking link to Blu's Eyebrow Blog. That's why.

I hear you say, "What does this mean to me, the eyebrow consumer?" It means, my friends, two things:
  1. You must click this link to go visit Indie Nudes. It is a site filled with...well, filled with Indie Nudes.
  2. If Miss Paraguay contacts us to ask what she should do next, now that she has failed to win the Miss Universe pageant, we will instruct her to haul ass over to Indie Nudes' house and lay some Paraguayan lovin' on them.

Scroll-down disclaimer: My only connection with Indie Nudes is that they linked here. The end.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Kelly Brook, Nobody

Who is Kelly Brook?

She is an underwear model with big, horrible boobs and good eyebrows. She is Billy Zane's fiancée too.

In other words, she is nobody.

To paraphrase Peter Clemenza (RIP), "Leave the boobs. Take the eyebrows." And click for larger images.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Actress Keri Russell

I don't know who the hell Keri Russell is, and I'm definitely not going to see her chick-flick about how she bakes pies and hates men. However, I am going to share these stills from the movie. Some brows have a lot of potential.

Katarina in the Bath

This is Katarina.

She is bathing.

She has superb eyebrows and is generally appealing and attractive.

Oh. And she's nude.

What the hell else do you need to know?